ScrmambledEggs

rebels-cairn:

natalieironside:

My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went “meow” and scrambled away because I’d been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone.

And I said “Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad”

#explanation: this references the scene where Hektor the prince of troy goes to his wife after a battle and leans in to kiss his son #(who is still a baby and being held in andromache’s arms) #but his son cringes away in fear of his father’s battle helmet #it’s a gut wrenching scene about how war dehumanizes you and separates you from the people you love #this interpretation implies that being a gamer is analogous

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a-ginger-in-black:

newvegascowboy:

“Tumblr is my bedroom” this “tumblr is a pinboard” that

Tumblr is an apartment complex with thin walls and every so often you just have to listen to your neighbors say the most deranged shit imaginable

Sometimes you find out that the neighbor in question is Neil Gaiman.

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reasoncourt:

reading an ao3 description and continuing to scroll as if you didn’t just suffer intense psychological damage 

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themself:

glowpatrol:

glowpatrol:

last time i had sleep paralysis that kid Wen from lemonade mouth stood at the end of my bed and did the rap to Determinate for like 3 hours straight and i haven’t slept peacefully since

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I tried to warn y’all

It wasn’t sleep paralysis he was actually there he actually broke into your house and intended to rob you but you woke up and he had to improvise

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